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Mrs Right Sunday!
Posted:May 20, 2018 8:10 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2018 8:21 am
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Mrs Right Sunday!






Little Johnny sat in the class, The teacher drew a cucumber on the white glass, She asked: " What is it? " Little Johnny raised his hand, He answered: "A Dildo" Little Johnny was sent out the class, And by came the principal. He asked Little Johnny, Why he was not in class. Little John replied: "I really don't know" The principal brought Johnny back in the class And yelled at the teacher: "Why is Little Johnny out the class? And who drew a dildo on your white glass?"






Mrs Right Sunday!
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Sexy Hot shower Sunday!
Posted:May 20, 2018 8:03 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2018 9:27 am
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Sexy Hot shower Sunday!


I took a hot shower this morning and it was awesome!



Do you lather her up?


One of the signs of civilization in my opinion!


Sexy Hot shower Sunday!
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Welcome the flame Sunday!
Posted:May 20, 2018 7:44 am
Last Updated:May 20, 2018 9:33 am
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Welcome the flame Sunday!


If your flame of love is burning hot this Sunday just go with it!



Likewise with you flame of lust!



Love and lust work best when mixed,
One energizes the other in a variable way, not fixed!


Welcome the flame Sunday!
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Bedside Manner Saturday!
Posted:May 19, 2018 9:19 am
Last Updated:May 19, 2018 9:36 am
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Bedside Manner Saturday!






This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side... You know what?" "What dear," she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth. "I think you're bad luck....."







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Blow Jobs on Saturday!
Posted:May 19, 2018 9:14 am
Last Updated:May 19, 2018 11:26 am
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Blow Jobs on Saturday!













Blow Jobs on Saturday!
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Spank me Saturday!
Posted:May 19, 2018 9:09 am
Last Updated:May 19, 2018 12:12 pm
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Spank me Saturday!


When was the last time you have been spanked?



Some women like it harder than others!



When she asks you to spank her do you do it?


Spank me Saturday!
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Food Analogy Friday!
Posted:May 18, 2018 8:58 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2018 5:18 pm
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Food Analogy Friday!


Every need and most people love food and overeat!



As I lay here with my legs spread Like hot butter bleeding on stale bread,
"The warm insides of my cantaloupe thighs cry out in ecstasy as you eat my cherry pie," she said,
Visions of cucumbers often enter my mind and sometimes hot dogs, the plump when you cook'em kind in bed,
"Whipped cream all covered with goo slurping green jello in the tub with you", She said,
You are my world my little cupcake, my butter and bread,
" I want to lick your cream filling until you ache", I said!



Are you hungry now?


Food Analogy Friday!
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Naked and unafraid Friday!
Posted:May 18, 2018 8:36 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2018 5:24 pm
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Naked and unafraid Friday!


Do yo like getting naked?



Are you afraid to get naked?



Are you unafraid to get naked?


Naked and unafraid Friday!
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The Hunger Returns Friday!
Posted:May 18, 2018 8:24 am
Last Updated:May 18, 2018 9:25 am
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The Hunger Returns Friday!


I love to eat pussy!



How many times a week do you eat pussy?



Is it a main course for you or just a appetizer?


The Hunger Returns Friday!
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A hard days afternoon!
Posted:May 17, 2018 8:43 pm
Last Updated:May 18, 2018 9:37 am
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A hard days afternoon!


It was not the night that was sexy great but the afternoon!



What happened is she was bored and I was horny!



And we ended up making love!


A hard days afternoon!
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Where is your funny on Wednesday?
Posted:May 16, 2018 12:12 pm
Last Updated:May 16, 2018 12:49 pm
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Where is your funny on Wednesday?


Are gas prizes up in your neck of the woods?



Refrigerator

Three dead guys are in line waiting to get into heaven. Before they go in, St. Peter asks them how did they die. So he asks the first man and the first man says, "Well I've suspected for a while that my wife had been cheating on me with another man so I came home early from work on purpose. When I got back to the apartement she was lying naked in bed like she had just been having sex. So I checked under the bed and there was no one there. I checked in the closet and there was no one there, so I looked on the balcony and there was some guy hanging from the railing. I got so angry I beat his hands until he fell, then I ran back in the apartment, grabbed the refrigerator, brought it back out, and dropped over the railing right on top of him. Then I was so mad I had a heart attack and died and came here." St. Peter said, "It sounds like you've had it rough, so I'll let you in." The next man walks up and gets asked the same question. So this man says, "I was in my apartment when I slipped and fell over the railing. I was able to grab onto the railing of the apartment below me but then this guy starts pounding on my fists until I fall. Then he goes and dumps this refrigerator on me and I wound up here." St. Peter lets this guy in too because he has also had it rough. Then the third guy comes up and is also asked the question. This guy replies, "Okay, so I'm banging this married chick when the husband comes home early. So I go and hide in the refrigerator..."



Who cares about the price of bread!


Where is your funny on Wednesday?
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Lingerie Wednesday!
Posted:May 16, 2018 11:58 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2018 12:09 pm
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Lingerie Wednesday!


Did you notice the price of gas at the pump is going higher?



I buy it for her and I love when she wears it to bed!



Spicy or not?



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Happy Hump Day Wednesday!
Posted:May 16, 2018 9:18 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2018 9:48 am
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Happy Hump Day Wednesday!


I hope we all made it to another middle of the week!



I was thinking of sex but my wife just wanted me to clean the house, shit!



Oh, latter on after work and chores it's a possibility!


Happy Hump Day Wednesday!
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