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Funny Monday!
Posted:Nov 19, 2018 8:03 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2018 8:24 am
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A man and a woman were having drinks at a business conference when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. The man said, “Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?” “That doesn’t prove anything,” the woman countered. “Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and wiggle it around, then pull it out, which feels better: your ear or your finger?”



There is a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis. They are complaining about their lives. The cucumber says, “My life sucks. I’m put in salads, and to top it off, they put ranch on me as well. My life sucks.” The pickle says, “That’s nothing compared to my life. I’m put in vinegar and stored away. Boy my life boring. I hate life.” The penis says, “Why are you guys complaining? My life is so messed up that I feel like shooting myself. They put me in a plastic bag, put me in a cave, and make me do push-ups until I throw up.”


At School, the teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, “Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, ‘I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!’"



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A Very Large Bed Monday!
Posted:Nov 19, 2018 8:02 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2018 8:43 am
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A Very Large Bed Monday!


Does the size of your bed really matter?



How many women could you fit into your bed?


If you a woman, how many men could you fit into your bed?


A Very Large Bed Monday!
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Smoking Hot Monday!
Posted:Nov 19, 2018 8:00 am
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2018 8:59 am
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Smoking Hot Monday!


Does you sex partner smoke?



Does he or she smoke in bed?


I am lucky my wife does not smoke!
How about you?


Smoking Hot Monday!
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Funny Sunday!
Posted:Nov 18, 2018 5:23 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2018 8:30 am
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A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, “Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you said! It wasn’t five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!” The doctor says, “I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong! The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages.” “Nah,” she says, “that’s okay. We’re never going back to that restaurant anyway.”



Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, “Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?” Sarah waves her hand, “Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!” Miss Rogers says, “All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?” Sarah says, “Mas-tur-bate.” Miss Rogers smiles and says, “Wow, Sarah, that’s a mouthful.” Sarah says, “No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a blowjob.”


“No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes that she were not.”
– H. L. Mencken



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More Or Less Sex On Sunday?
Posted:Nov 18, 2018 5:20 pm
Last Updated:Nov 19, 2018 9:14 am
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More Or Less Sex On Sunday?


Definitely more!



Definitely less!


Undecided!


More Or Less Sex On Sunday?
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Never on Sunday Sex!
Posted:Nov 18, 2018 5:14 pm
Last Updated:Nov 18, 2018 5:48 pm
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Never on Sunday Sex!


Do you forego licking on Sunday?



Do your forego sucking on Sunday?


Do you forego multiple partners and anal sex on Sundays?


Never on Sunday Sex!
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Funny Thors day!
Posted:Nov 15, 2018 4:50 pm
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2018 6:58 pm
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What comes first the chicken or



the egg?


My beer bug is half-full today Thors Day!



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BJ After Hump Day!
Posted:Nov 15, 2018 4:49 pm
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2018 5:31 pm
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BJ After Hump Day!


Cumming again after hump day yesterday!



My wife loves to pleasure me even the day after Hump Day Wednesday!


I just go bananas about it!
How about you?


BJ After Hump Day!
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Thors Hammer Thursday!
Posted:Nov 15, 2018 4:46 pm
Last Updated:Nov 15, 2018 5:40 pm
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Thors Hammer Thursday!


I love on Thors day to use my hammer on my wife!



How skillfully do you use you hammer on any day?



Nail her good use you hammer!


Thors Hammer Thursday!
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Funny Monday!
Posted:Nov 12, 2018 10:59 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2018 11:15 am
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Why do I associate politics with Mondays?
I don't know but Mondays for some reason brings out the humor and the weird!


Do you think most bloggers on this site are just full of hot air?
On Mondays, I am lucky if I pass gas successfully!
How about you?



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What women think about on Mondays!
Posted:Nov 12, 2018 10:58 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2018 11:27 am
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What women think about on Mondays!



Women think about food on Mondays and passing gas at 24hourfitness when they are alone in the spa!


Women think about going on a sex vacation with someone else not you!


What do you think about on Mondays?
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Get Her Done - Three Holes On Monday!
Posted:Nov 12, 2018 10:56 am
Last Updated:Nov 12, 2018 11:47 am
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Get Her Done - Three Holes On Monday!


Do you prefer a BJ on Mondays?



Do you prefer a straight fuck?


Or, do you prefer anal?


Get Her Done - Three Holes On Monday!
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Funny Sunday!
Posted:Nov 11, 2018 8:51 pm
Last Updated:Nov 11, 2018 9:07 pm
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Read man,




Plow man,







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